My dearest Billy on the range, whoa

mr. to be or not to be, my dear

dusty boy, to dude or not to dude,

now that is the equestrian question

to rope your brain and circle the drain or rodeo

your heart and ride the range,

me thinks there is

a fair lady on the plains driven

pure as snow to herd or not the cattle,

shoot your gun and promise forever while

on the run and sonnets you shall make for her

hand to take, wild horses you shall ride

to meet your darlin’ bride, you go my Shakes

pearean friend whoopi ti yi

yo to be back in the saddle again.

Zonie McPony and Jill McQuill

aka Zona McKenzie and Jill Johnson