Garth Brooks? I saw you at The Lower on Friday night, you were singing “I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” and your voice was so sweet! I was the one in the pink wig. Let’s get low together, baby.

Five o’clock Somewhere. It was almost time for the Eastsound Post Office to close and we were the last ones in line. I thought your 5’oclock shadow made you look like you care, but not too much. You were wearing carhartt overalls that made you look like a local. I am too. What’s your P.O. Box number?

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